Amy Weeks
Phone:
404-564-5560
Mobile:
404-401-1460


Fax:
404-371-0230
Email

Office:
Atlanta - Decatur
125 Clairemont Avenue, Suite 500
Decatur, GA 30030

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 Top Ten Reasons Why I May NOT be able to List Your House

  1. Your house looks like Chernobyl and you don't even know it.
  2. Your back bedroom doubles as a brothel.
  3. You have animal heads on the wall - and one is wearing a mullet wig.
  4. You think that blue tarp is a "new roof".
  5. You have an above ground pool - and it's filled with Budweiser.
  6. You have shag carpet on the walls.
  7. Your Easter tradition includes hiding eggs in the cinder blocks holding up the car.
  8. Your second bathroom is the yard.
  9. When I asked about the termite bond, you replied "I didn't know termite was in Jail."
  10. The only grass on your property is illegal.

 

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